First things first, I am so sick it is the worst, I want to claw my own throat off because there are RAZOR BLADES stuck there. I CAN FEEL THEM. To make myself feel better I watched Persuasion like a boss and two minutes in realised that it is the saddest and remains heartbreaking until the last two minutes and UGH now I am twice as miserable but at least I got to stare at Rupert Penry-Jones face for a while.

Also I ashamed all over again as I am failing at rejoining lj in any form so in an attempt to be interesting on the internet again I am going to vomit Dan/Blair feelings all over youuuu! Are you ready? THEY ARE MULTIPLE. BUT THIS ONE. THIS ONEEE

THERE IS A DOOMED SHIP COMMENT FICATHON HAPPENING. GO THERE. People have requested Dan/Blair and other cool pairings (STEFAN/CAROLINE!! Who I am ever more into than ever now that I have decided that the only ending I want for Elena is to STAY HUMAN AND MARRY MATT, BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, NOT DAMON.)

Also MEMES. LETS DO THIS. 

leave a ship in my ask and I will tell you
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries